Actually they are not men, they are pond life. Many years ago some young idiot saw my daughter enter the sea with a surfboard. With a Frank Sinatra hat atop his head, he cockily sauntered up to show her how it’s done. He then proceeded to fall off as soon as he got on. What the fool did not realise was that my daughter was very good on a surf board. “Do you mean like this?” she said out loud as she jumped on board and expertly surfed off into the distance. What a prick, ha ha ha...